President Mush
No, the title is not a misspelling. I have a theory that our esteemed president lacks a brain due to his excessive partying during his college years. What is left of his brain is, you guessed it, mush. President Mush's heart is (arguably) in the right place; it's his brain that gets confused.
For example, everyone has heard of his "culture of life". Great theory, right? Everyone lives peaceful, painless lives and we can all live forever. . . or not. Funny, I had no idea that a culture of life included taking the lives of innocent soldiers and civilians -- both our own and others -- in Iraq. And for someone who opposed abortion, he is quite willing to kill people through capital punishment. As a matter of fact, President Mush killed more people in his stint as governor of Texas than any other governor in the history of our nation! Obviously, life means a lot to him. This is certainly evidenced by his stand on the aforementioned issues.
Now, President Mush not only values the quantity of life but prizes quality, as well. He wants all conservative white Christian males to have the rights he is denying other people, such as homosexuals and other minorities. President Mush is dead-set on forcing people to worship his god (which, by the way, I believe in) and governs according to his personal morals instead of enforcing the Constitution. Thus, abortion is illegal but killing a grown adult is perfectly acceptable. Criminals are not productive members of society and therefore should be legally murdered.
On a slightly smaller scale, homosexuals are obviously corrupting our youth. I mean, what kind of culture of life embraces diversity? Insidiously teaching children to accept people with different lifestyles will certainly cause these same children to grow into "freaks", themselves. They have no choice in the matter. Right? I know I am only a student and certainly no expert on our government, but the last time I checked our Declaration of Independence -- one of the documents our nation was founded on -- guaranteed all citizens the rights of "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness". Telling a person he or she cannot marry the person of his or her choosing, regardless of sex, is certainly violating that individual's right to the "pursuit of happiness".
Does President Mush care? No; he's too busy preaching about the evils of terrorism overseas. You see, there are all of these evil dictators in other countries who insist on everyone sharing the same beliefs. We are so fortunate here in America because we don't have to worry about this. We have the freedom to believe whatever we want. . . so long as President Mush approves.
For example, everyone has heard of his "culture of life". Great theory, right? Everyone lives peaceful, painless lives and we can all live forever. . . or not. Funny, I had no idea that a culture of life included taking the lives of innocent soldiers and civilians -- both our own and others -- in Iraq. And for someone who opposed abortion, he is quite willing to kill people through capital punishment. As a matter of fact, President Mush killed more people in his stint as governor of Texas than any other governor in the history of our nation! Obviously, life means a lot to him. This is certainly evidenced by his stand on the aforementioned issues.
Now, President Mush not only values the quantity of life but prizes quality, as well. He wants all conservative white Christian males to have the rights he is denying other people, such as homosexuals and other minorities. President Mush is dead-set on forcing people to worship his god (which, by the way, I believe in) and governs according to his personal morals instead of enforcing the Constitution. Thus, abortion is illegal but killing a grown adult is perfectly acceptable. Criminals are not productive members of society and therefore should be legally murdered.
On a slightly smaller scale, homosexuals are obviously corrupting our youth. I mean, what kind of culture of life embraces diversity? Insidiously teaching children to accept people with different lifestyles will certainly cause these same children to grow into "freaks", themselves. They have no choice in the matter. Right? I know I am only a student and certainly no expert on our government, but the last time I checked our Declaration of Independence -- one of the documents our nation was founded on -- guaranteed all citizens the rights of "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness". Telling a person he or she cannot marry the person of his or her choosing, regardless of sex, is certainly violating that individual's right to the "pursuit of happiness".
Does President Mush care? No; he's too busy preaching about the evils of terrorism overseas. You see, there are all of these evil dictators in other countries who insist on everyone sharing the same beliefs. We are so fortunate here in America because we don't have to worry about this. We have the freedom to believe whatever we want. . . so long as President Mush approves.
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