Sorority Girls

I attend a private school. As such, we have no fraternities or sororities. This is one of the reasons I came here: to escape the high school mentality I feel the Greek system embodies. So my friends find it ironic that I, of all people, have been pledged to the nearest thing my school has to a sorority -- a group I'll call the "Emilys".

It all started because the "Emilys" held their annual "rush" meeting and offered free root beer floats. My friend Amanda and I thought a float sounded good. Besides, we could have fun mocking the losers who actually belonged to this thing. The next thing we know, we're filling out applications to join (it's rude to take an organization's food without at least trying to join). Now I've been officially "rushed". I'm in. For life. Crazy, huh? And you know what the weirdest part is? I kind of like it.