It's Raining Men--and I wish they'd all drown

I guess you could say I've become a bit frustrated . . . cynical . . . disillusioned with the male population in general. Friday night I managed to have 4 different guys all upset with me -- and all because I was trying to do the "right" thing!

'B' told me not to speak to him again; I'm not entirely sure what his problem is. If it's just me dumping him, I guess that's his issue, not mine. My ex-fiancee was suicidal and angry because he called while I was hanging out with another guy. The guy I was with at the time got annoyed when I said we were 'just friends'. Then another guy wanted to hang out later; when he found out I wasn't going to have sex with him, he told me to leave. So pretty much, my record is not looking good!

Luckily, the guy I was with first (the nice one) got over the whole 'friends' thing so we're good now. My ex and I got into a major fight Sunday night and now he's not speaking to me, which is exactly what I needed in the first place. As for 'B' and the loser who just wanted to get some . . . good riddance to bad rubbish!

To top it all off, I was working in the bookstore yesterday when a guy came in, struck up a conversation, began hitting on me and culminated everything by asking for my number so we can "hang out" sometime. When I began asking my friends about him, I found out he's a drug dealer. Great! Apparently I know how to attract exactly the type of guys to bring home to Mom!

So now I'm seriously considering lesbianism. The only problem with that is kind of big: I'm not attracted to women at all. I couldn't become a nun; that would just be weird. Maybe I'll just be an old spinster who sits around, hating men, like Miss Havisham in Great Expectations (crappy book, but cool character). All I know is that I'm beginning to think men aren't worth the trouble they cause. I mean, really, I could have taken a shower and went to bed early. Instead, I had to deal with four bruised male egos -- the equivalent of about 20 female ones . . . next time, I think I'll just stay in my dorm.